If you’re a lady and you’re wondering where to get the best pyjama bottoms, ever, the answer is: H&M menswear. They’ve been hiding these pants from us but I found ’em and I got ’em and you should too! They’re too baggy, and too long, which is exactly how I want them to be. Also, they have pockets! Which lady pyjamas never seem to have. Without pockets, where are we supposed to put things? In our marsupial pouches? I wish! Up our vaginas? Well … only in certain situations. In our purses, which major retailers presume are permanently fixed to our shoulders? FUCK THAT. Gimme pockets!